hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow

hey americans have fun paying your health care

stop guys we’re friends remember

Children, behave else mother shall have to give the pair of you a bollocking.

You couldn’t beat 13 states, let alone 50.

(Source: im-a-walking-paradox, via laughcentre)
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krisarchasm:
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w0rth-something-different:
rumpus-weasley:
A dramatic reading of LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know It”.

GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY … GIRRRL LOOK AT THAT BODDDYYY.


I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE
WHAT IS THIS
OMF
remember
My blog is slowly deteriorating into stuff like this.
But.
I just…. It’s so funny. XD
(Source: tyleroakley, via chaystar)