hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow

hey americans have fun paying your health care

stop guys we’re friends remember

Children, behave else mother shall have to give the pair of you a bollocking. 

You couldn’t beat 13 states, let alone 50.

(Source: im-a-walking-paradox, via laughcentre)

gothicul:

videohall:

A spider wouldn’t move from my monitor, so I gave him a trip into another dimension

omfg

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krisarchasm:

gamtavsexual:

w0rth-something-different:

rumpus-weasley:

A dramatic reading of LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know It”. 

GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY … GIRRRL LOOK AT THAT BODDDYYY. 

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

WHAT IS THIS

OMF

remember

My blog is slowly deteriorating into stuff like this.

But.

I just…. It’s so funny. XD

(Source: tyleroakley, via chaystar)